dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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