i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
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What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
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but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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