I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
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If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
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if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.