There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
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he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
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I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is