$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
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We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
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Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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