My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"