careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
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he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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