i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
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literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
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If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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