Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
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i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
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Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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