all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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