just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
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Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
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You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I'm bleeding and have questions
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize