Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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