I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
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why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
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Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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