I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
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well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
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In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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