jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
literally had 100 drinks last night.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
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Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
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You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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