I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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