I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
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