check it out our google latitudes are spooning
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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