Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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