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Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
third nipple confirmed
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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