We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Randomize
