You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
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I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
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Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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