evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
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we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
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I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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