the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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