susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Randomize
