Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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