who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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