we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
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Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
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What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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