Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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