I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Randomize
