Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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