when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Randomize