Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today