mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
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He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
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Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?