Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (330): View more from Ohio

  May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (330): May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad. http://tfl.nu/9tjq
  Replies (20) Good night (1229) Bad night (840)
• Favorite

  (802): View more from Vermont

  my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (802): my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night... http://tfl.nu/tx5p
  Replies (14) Good night (5876) Bad night (1339)
• Favorite

  (502): View more from Kentucky

  Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (502): Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels? http://tfl.nu/vpae
  Replies (12) Good night (1323) Bad night (4054)
• Favorite

  (732): View more from New Jersey

  she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (732): she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it. http://tfl.nu/tlpk
  Replies (9) Good night (3834) Bad night (923)
• Favorite

  (702): View more from Nevada

  She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (702): She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note. http://tfl.nu/7aam
  Replies (9) Good night (4816) Bad night (911)
• Favorite

  (254): View more from Texas

  They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (254): They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call http://tfl.nu/bvwc
  Replies (23) Good night (3298) Bad night (1172)
• Favorite

  (781): View more from Massachusetts

  she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (781): she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped http://tfl.nu/pl2z
  Replies (8) Good night (1886) Bad night (1078)
• Favorite

  (714): View more from California

  the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (714): the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that? http://tfl.nu/e4u9
  Replies (19) Good night (2808) Bad night (842)
• Favorite

  (217): View more from Illinois

  I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (217): I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list http://tfl.nu/djej
  Replies (5) Good night (1689) Bad night (657)
• Favorite

  (661): View more from California

  Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (661): Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode. http://tfl.nu/t52r
  Replies (18) Good night (815) Bad night (1613)
• Favorite

  (503): View more from Oregon

  Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (503): Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in. http://tfl.nu/17i8
  Replies (1) Good night (1167) Bad night (591)
• Favorite

  (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  It was like giving head to a cactus.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (412): It was like giving head to a cactus. http://tfl.nu/0gn3
  Replies (14) Good night (622) Bad night (2054)
• Favorite

  (740): View more from Ohio

  so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (740): so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore. http://tfl.nu/i2il
  Replies (0) Good night (648) Bad night (369)
• Favorite

  (706): View more from Georgia

  I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (706): I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons. http://tfl.nu/pd60
  Replies (4) Good night (1023) Bad night (443)
• Favorite

  (216): View more from Ohio

  When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...

  (1-216): View more from Ohio

  I can't

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (216): When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter... (1-216): I can't http://tfl.nu/0pin
  Replies (4) Good night (349) Bad night (868)

Randomize