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• (707): View more from California

  I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.

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• (516): View more from New York

  so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?

  (940): View more from Texas

  homeless.

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• (607): View more from New York

  I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.

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• (347): View more from New York

  Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.

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• (518): View more from New York

  I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  So... How much of our rent is drug money?

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  What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration

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