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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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