maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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