did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Are we still banned from the library?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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