i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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