I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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