I can tuck mytits in my pants
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
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From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
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Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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