ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
she peed on how many people?
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
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