Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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