Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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