he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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