you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
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This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
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You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize