I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
worst night to have a conscience
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
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I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
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I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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