I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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