had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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