ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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