yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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