Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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