the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
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He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
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Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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