I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
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