i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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