Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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