small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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