so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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