Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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