We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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