He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
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My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
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So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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