so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Randomize
