Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
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My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
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He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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