the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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