I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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