There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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