My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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