Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
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I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I'm just crazy horny about you
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
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The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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