He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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